Monday

no neeked celebrities here...

my cousin jo
i have always thought it would be nice if a few manly types desired to dedicate a day or so to designin' a depository o' their near 'n dearest or possibly do some decoratin' with digital doo dads. recently it appeared that that thought o' mine was actually takin' place as a few men came 'round to register for the doo dad shop. when those few quickly multiplied by hundreds i was confounded by so many men's curiosity in my creations.

i didn't have to ponder this odd surge o' manly interest in moland too long....afterall...i still have the good fortune o' cousin jo livin' within' hollarin' distance (in her house on wheels in the backyard) and there's hardly anything she doesn't know (unless it has somethin' to do with the stuff taught in school) and if she doesn't know off the top o' her head she'll get the information needed before you can figure out who to ask next.

sure 'nuf she knew exactly why so many men were attemptin' to get an all access pass to mojackson.com. she had heard all about it from the man she says is the most trusted person in journalism - the one and only harvey levin. jo says if harvey says it then it you must believe it...especially since "he's the only serious journalist who admits if he makes a mistake" - though she says , as far as she knows, he's only made a couple - the most recent bein' that picture o' j.f.k. on a boat with neeked girls.

and neeked girls - or at least one neeked girl - is why, accordin' to harvey, all those men appeared to be interested in dolin' out some dollars for my delightful digital doo dads designed for delivery via download. seems there's another website with the same name yet spelled a bit differently that was offerin' up a neeked snapshot or two o' a celebrity from that high school musical movie and all those men got lost along the way to viewin' her neekedness and instead ended up at my cyber front door. i'm a bit surprised that the headers with me in my fat snowman suit or blue cat eye glasses 'n striped tights didn't give 'em reason to pause before takin' the time to register...but then i've never visited a site with neeked pictures....maybe they use somethin' along the same lines.

i'm still thinkin' the day will come when more men are interested in digital doo dads...of course it may take me doin' up some neeked ones for that to happen.

later today i'll blog up the winner o' pretty thing number four and post up pretty thing number five!

p.s. if you look closely at the above picture o' jo (she made me promise to tell you she's donnin' FAUX fur) you can see harvey on t.v. inside the trailer.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

waving to you and harvey......

geneen

Anonymous said...

I was wondering who was on TV Mo!! LOL re your post and all those men thinking they were signing up for neeked celebs.. hilarious to say the least.. well there wives would be happy to get a mo chapeau, it would keep them off the guilty list, and ya know valentines day is around the corner.. maybe you should steer them that way, instead of flowers for being in the dog house they can buy a beautiful pin or chapeau... Love the pic of Jo here waiting for all the guys so she can have her pick, but then knowing Dirk, he will have a shotgun on the ready!! XOXO thank for the blog post.. they always make me smile!! XO Christa

Anonymous said...

lol...maybe you should post that "no neeked celebrities here" notice on the shop's front door. I know it wouldn't keep them from searching the net for neeked pics but it should eliminate the number of e-mails you get from the guys doing the searching. xoxo's
JudyG

peggy said...

I thought Harvey was the lawyer on TMZ! lol Leave it to Jo to know the ins and outs of that hollywood celebrity news. If I didn't know any better, i would think she was rubbing elbows with some of those crazy papparrazi types who seem to know eveyone's business. As for those "celebrity peepers" who are signing up for doo dads, I think I would send them a nice little email asking if their mothers, girlfriends or wives know that they are trying to peek at doo dads! lol

Anonymous said...

ROFLOL!!!! oh lordy, Mo...you can sure catchem, cantcha? squirrels, peas, now masculine nogoodniks! lordy be! and here i thought it was they were after Jo! tee hee! lisar