my cheatin' quilts....

cheatin' quiltspeakin' o' havin' a bad memory....long ago when i first started the bloggin' i tried to convince doo dad'ers everywhere to step away from the scrapbooks and experiment with their vaults o' treasured digital deliveries in other venues. i put up a view o' a quilt i made with a portrait mini gave me for mother's day made by printin' out the art on one big piece o' fabric and then doin' the quiltin'....rather than cuttin' all the lil pieces and sewin' 'em together as in traditional quiltin'. i had promised to blog up some more examples of this technique and then plum forgot to do so....so...it may be two year's late but here it is!

pictured here are three o' the many quiltin' projects made in this cheatin' way: pink girls for one o' my best friends judy, a canine cover for mini's daddy featurin' every dog he ever owned (the ones that are no longer with us are wearin' halos) and one i started for mini's fifth grade teacher bordered with a lil pieced pupil for each student along with their names. i never did give it to her...this was the year i abandoned mini for the first time to be with my mom before she died and the teacher was less than kind and understandin' to the situation. i must admit to takin' great pleasure recently in choppin' it to bits to make a new set o' doo dads for moland...where everyone is always kind and understandin'!

if you want to give a cheatin' quilt a whirl you can get some warm up instructions in my blog from may 2005 - i can't remember how to make a link so copy and paste this in your browser bar: http://mojackson.blogspot.com/2005/05/mini-mos-quilted-mom.html. after that just do a bit o' googlin' and you'll have no problem findin' a flurry o' better information than i offered up. if you do end up makin' somethin' please send me a picture as i'd love to see!

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a rose is a rose...

here's a view for you o' today's cuttings along with the pretty blue sky floatin' above moland this mornin'. i have to admit the shot was taken by accident and the blooms weren't snipped by me nor did they end up inside with me.

i have blogged previously that my memory isn't great but i was beginnin' to think it had taken quite a turn toward really bad. if you do any gardenin' o' flowers for cuttin', you probably do like me and keep sort of an inventory in your head of what's bloomin' and gauge where you're gonna be snippin'. but for the last coupla' weeks the explosion o' roses stored in my mind and what i actually found the next day was completely out o' sync.

since jo's taste runs more toward botany that needs to be dust-busted once o' year and mimi is workin' too hard tryin' to get discovered by a hollywood producer (or win the lottery) to care about nature, i knew they weren't pinchin' my precious pink profusion o' petals...and though mini has taken to wearin' a rose in her carefully coiffed tresses or on the lapel o' one o' her vintage 'uniforms', she can't afford to sacrifice any o' her mornin' mirror time and demands her daddy deliver the day's decoration to her dressin' room door. so...i have been left scratchin' my faux blonde noggin' tryin' to figure out the dilemma o' the disappearin' roses.

today the answer to the dilemma was discovered! when i headed outdoors with the heavy canon on my shoulder and my favored orange handled fiskars in hand i discovered my one-time neighbor's housekeeper weldin' her own orange handled tool. the accidental photo was snapped while i stood tryin' to figure out what she was doin' in my garden cuttin' my roses and stuffin' 'em into her basket. i was left rather speechless when she turned and waved to me and as i got closer, startin' tellin' me how glad she was that the roses were so big this year. i'm not sure i ever did say anything before she picked up the basket o' my roses, carried 'em the distance out the gate and down the long driveway and across the wide street to her car.

the ex-neighbor who is at this moment enjoyin' my roses hasn't been my neighbor for at least six years. when she was my neighbor she had asked on a number o' occasions if she could send her housekeeper over to cut a coupla' flowers when she was runnin' low. i had never had a garden for a neighbor to covet before so i assumed this was equivalent to borrowin' a cup o' sugar or such and i always said 'sure'. i may be wrong but i am thinkin' that sendin' your housekeeper across town to fill a huge basket o' 'borrowed' blooms to beautify your boudoir borders on beastly behavior. at least now i know my memory hasn't gotten worse - altho i think i would prefer that over tryin' to figure out how to tell the ex-neighbor that a rose is a rose is a rose....but the rose belongs to me if it grew in my yard and that i am no longer in the bloom lendin' business.

before i go find mini's old locker combination lock to attach to the side gate, i will finally tell all o' you who have written and asked...how i put the old border on the photos. sorry it has taken me so long to remember! in photoshop o' almost any version, while on the layer with the photo you wanna put the border on, choose 'stroke' under 'edit'....when the box opens, enter a number o' pixels you want for the width....choose to add the border to the 'outside'....then click on the color choice in the same box and choose the color you want the border...leave everything else the same and hit 'okay'....and ta da! you gotcherself a picture with a border! i am horrible at givin' directions so if you give this a whirl and it doesn't work feel free to email me and i'll get jo to write out the process...before i have her call the ex-neighbor!not_my_neighbors_garden

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my oasis

well...once i got outside and saw how far behind i was in the gardenin' department i had a real hard time draggin' myself back in. it's amazin' how many more steps gardenin' can add to the counter than doo dad makin' does... also amazin' how quickly cousins and other relatives can disappear when they see big ol' pots and plants and piles o' dirt delivered and waitin' to be placed.

when i first made this big ol' house my home, the closest i had ever come to gardenin' was gettin' to the flower mart early enough on friday mornins' before all the good stuff was carried away by the florists to the stars and others. i was usually successful at that part o' the challenge but once i got the blooms home, the rest was always a disaster. if you've never attempted to pleasantly arrange a few blooms in a glass container you may think, 'what's the big deal'. that's what i always thought even though i failed at every attempt to do just that. i was so bad at it i wonder now why i didn't give up after the first try.

once i'd get my expensive bundles home, i'd line up the week's choice o' pretty containers, get out the fancy snippers and get to work. the outcome was always the same....i would do and re-do so many times that when i finished the floor was covered in the snips and i was left with tired blooms with not much stem on 'em. i was lucky if i ended up with one small vase o' flowers lookin' as if they had been through a really bad storm.

at some point mini's daddy - a life-long appreciator of beautiful blooms arranged professionally - decided to risk offendin' my floral designin' attempts and had a real pro come give me some tips. i'm sure the guy had some helpful things to share with me but i didn't hear or remember anything that happened after he whipped out a chunk o' that green stuff called oasis, possibly one o' the best inventions ever - alongside the glue gun and drill of course - for faux martha's worldwide. holdin' that block o' creepy feelin' green in my grip was all it took to turn me into a passionate gardener and no longer a flounderin' florist. besides chocolate and air conditionin' it's one o' the staples i make sure we never run out of here at moland.

one o' the reasons i haven't blogged more is cause i hate a blog without a view...so i took lots o' pictures o' what i do outdoors when not indoors and what i do with all the outdoors i bring inside. now i'll have somethin' different and pretty to use along with my musins' no matter what they might be.

i do so appreciate all o' you who have continued to visit every day no matter how long it's been between bloggins! i am hopin' to make those trips worth your while now that i have some future views ready and in waitin'!